~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
~ I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the "self-help" section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
~ Is there another word for synonym?
~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do practice?
~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
~ Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
~ Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
~ What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?